My 17 most stupid searching terms
by Sergio Ordonez at 8:34 pm on SEO
If you’re a webmaster i’m sure you look often at your website statistics, and more than once you rolled on the floor laughing asking yourself:
- How did the search engine (google or any other) gave your website as a result for that search.
- How can people search for those stupid things
Well, here’s my ranking of the most stupid searches, they are organized by stupidity (the good ones at the end), you can take a look at your own and put them in the commentaries, i’m sure you have some cool ones, so share them and don’t be selfish 
STUPID SEARCHES
17. Prozac: Ok, i know my blog is depressing… but is it THAT depressing?
16. How to make a shoe: hmmm… good question.
15. How much to charge for electricity: i’ve been days without sleeping making myself this question.
14. Is it hard to draw with Photoshop: it’s ok, not much but it’s a start.
13. The most shocking with the artists and photoshop: i accept interpretations for this search
12. How much is more in the VAT: cheating question, isn’t it?
11. Unpleasant expenses: what will this man think is a "pleasant" expense
10. Make up yourself according to your face, step by step photos: ok, now you think you’ll find a tutorial with your face in it.
9. Disadvantages of water: there are some, sure, that’s why i don’t wash much.
8. I finished psicology at the age of 28: an applause please!!
7. Definition of normal tall: normal tall, normal tall… hmm, you try, i can’t get it.
6. Tests to be rebel: people is really bad… really.
PRIDE OF PLACE
5. I have to pay VAT when i buy mineral water: hmm… yeah, right?
4. What to do if no hair grows in the eyebrows: a question that has been tormenting me all the afternoon.
MEDALS
3. Capes for designed dogs: i need someone to explain this to me please, i’ve been hours trying to understand it.
2. How much to charge to go and live alone: hahaha, the next one was, at what age i’ll loose my virginity?… girl, for this stuff is better to ask someone to read your hand.
AND THE WINNER IS:
1. How to draw a red dot in Photoshop: hahaha… no comments.
CONCLUSION: search engines are bad, people is worst